Fascist Flamingo Haters
I came home to find a letter accusing me of violating community by-laws by placing an unspecified "lawn ornament" in the front of my property. I can only assume that the Fascisti are refering to my pink lawn flamingo that is tastefully tucked away behind a hedge and barely visible from the street. I have considered demanding a hearing to discuss this alleged "violation." However, although the letter tells me I must schedule a hearing within 21 days it gives me absolutely no indication of how to go about doing this. Kafka would be proud!
Don't these people know that monkeys love flamingos?
